Hey, this is way better than my Soundgarden April Fool's joke (post deleted after I suspected it was lame by noon.) So will this add fuel to the Reznor-Cornell feud (which is kind of one-sided, if you think about it.) And who knew that Trent "Something I Can Never Have" Reznor had such a good sense of humor?

Beyonce, the reigning queen of pop, just flew through KeyArena (literally, during "Baby Boy.") I’ll dig through my notes for more details in a spell. Meanwhile, here’s a set list for anyone who missed all the bootylicious action.

Beyonce’s I Am Tour set list
KeyArena
April 1, 2009

“Crazy in Love” (with elements of James Brown’s “Pass the Peas,” DJ Kool’s “Let Me Clear My Throat”)
“Naughty Girl”
“Freakum Dress”
“Get Me Bodied”

“Smash into You”
“Ave Maria”
“Broken-Hearted Girl”
“If I Were A Boy”/”You Oughta Know” (Alanis Morissette)

“Diva”
“Radio”
“Me, Myself & I”
“Ego”
“Hello” (called favorite song from new album)
Band jam with snippets of Digable Planet’s “Rebirth of Slick,” The Commodores’ “Brick House,” etc.
“Love Hangover” (Diana Ross, sung by backup singers)

Second stage set:
“Baby Boy” (Beyonce clones dance before the real Beyonce “flies” and flips her way across arena to a second, smaller stage)
“Irreplaceable” (crowd sing along)
“Check On It”
Medley with “Bootylicious,” “Bug-A-Boo,” “Jumpin’ Jumpin’”
“Video Phone”

Ballad set:
“At Last” (to backdrop of civil rights and “Cadillac Footage,” culiminating in Barack Obama’s inauguration)
“Listen”
“Scared of Lonely”
Piano solo
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)"

Encore:
Halo