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Monday, May 12th, 2008

Posted by Kelly Davenport @ 10:27:12 pm

So a gnome IM'd me the other day.

How does a gnome end up on IM anyway? I imagined him tossing the unicorn some extra alfalfa, popping a Diet Coke, then hopping on Facebook to see if anyone hot on his friends list has been dumped recently.

Maybe that's just me.

The gnome in this case was our very own Tacoma Gnome, who I understand has just participated in the 72-Hour Film Fest.

Our chat went thusly:

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9:47pm
Gadsby

Hi Ms Davenport! Any place I should go in the coming weeks that would be of interest?


9:47pm
Kelly

Gosh, I dunno. In Tacoma, you mean?

9:47pm
Gadsby

Well, I am the TacomaGnome, after all.

9:47pm
Kelly

That you are.
My fallback is either pinball at Top of Tacoma or the cheeseburger at El Gaucho happy hour

9:48pm
Gadsby

Oooh, top of Tacoma, I've communicated with a Rob who is a friend of the owners.

9:49pm
Kelly

I swear the Lord of the Rings pinball machine there is blessed. I've had some great games.

9:49pm
Gadsby

Nice. what is pin-ball?

9:50pm
Kelly

Oh, I guess you might be a little short for that
Oops (** Ed. note: I immediately felt embarrassed for mentioning his stature. I clearly flunk sensitivity training.)

9:51pm
Gadsby

Well, do they have stools? Or a sample stool I can stand on?

9:51pm
Kelly

They certainly have stools. That'll do the trick.
All you need are opposable thumbs and some quarters

9:52pm
Gadsby

WONDERFUL! Thank you for the suggestion! I'll try to get out there in the coming weeks.

9:52pm
Kelly

You're most welcome!


9:52pm
Gadsby

The best to you and the other gritizens out there.

I'm obviously going to have to be going out more, seeing as how woodland creatures are asking me about the nightlife and the best I come up with is pinball. At least it was Lord of the Rings pinball.

Categories: OMG! The Internet! LOL! 14 comments

COMMENTS:

Permalink Comment by tacomachickadee @ 23:10 - Monday, May 12th, 2008 Email http://www.tacomachickadee.blogspot.com
Well, at least you didn't tell him to head over to Multicare or Group Health to find some stool samples, err ... sample stools ... ew ... ok, I'm done. Bad, icky humor. Silly, funny gnome.
Permalink Comment by derekyoung @ 13:05 - Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 Email
If the Tacoma Gnome and Fremont Troll were to fight, who would win?
Permalink Comment by Savvy_Reader @ 14:08 - Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 Email
Good question, DeeWye. I wonder if that's his Beetle.
Not to spoil it, but in the last scene of Kevin's film, Tacoma Gnome was the last blogger I was suspecting. I was fortunate enough to be near the set for a scene from both films, and it is too bad that TG's other film didn't make official showing. TG's amazing. Such focus, and doen't even use a stand-in.
Permalink Comment by Kelly Davenport @ 15:30 - Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 Email
I think he has a big career ahead of him as a stunt double. Call me crazy.
Permalink Comment by Cole Cosgrove @ 15:30 - Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 Email
I heard that when he's not working with Alec Baldwin, Teddy Haggarty works as a stand-in for the Tacoma Gnome.

Or maybe it's the other way around.
Permalink Comment by Kelly Davenport @ 16:29 - Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 Email
Teddy does have a thing for unicorns. Coincidence?
Permalink Comment by NihilistForHire @ 11:55 - Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Email
Wow Kelly, that's a far more innocent chat than the one the Tacoma Gnome attempted to initiate with me...
Permalink Comment by kalvyn @ 15:00 - Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Email
NihilistForHire for the WIN! Lolz.



Sadly, I'm still olde skool - I have a MySpace page; no Facebook. I guess it doesn't matter as I've never updated my MySpace page, ever.

The TacomaCurmudgeon
Permalink Comment by Andrea_Schiers @ 20:56 - Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Email
Don't sell your recommendation short; that LOTR pinball machine is epic.
Permalink Comment by Kelly Davenport @ 21:00 - Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Email
No pun intended.
Permalink Comment by Cole Cosgrove @ 22:33 - Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Email
That helicopter just gave me a seizure.
Permalink Comment by NihilistForHire @ 10:21 - Thursday, May 15th, 2008 Email
Seizures and all, kalvyn, that is olde skool kool! Props! Pun intended!
Permalink Comment by lookoutcartridge @ 10:57 - Thursday, May 15th, 2008
How you did that?
Permalink Comment by Cole Cosgrove @ 01:43 - Friday, May 16th, 2008 Email
Seizure in a good way.

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