I've come to love any scene with Little Carmine. He's such an idiot. Every time he opens his mouth, he says something stupid. He mixes metaphors, misuses "big" words and can't even put a decent cliche together to save his wife (I know it's supposed to be "life," but that's probably how Little Carmine would butcher the saying).

At first, it was like torture listening to him speak. As a word guy, hearing someone butcher the language so badly was like hearing someone scrape their fingernails on a chalkboard.

Tonight's Little Carmine line was something like "You're standing at the precipice of an enormous crossroad." You can see Tony's brow furrow at that mixed-up sentence.

I'll try to remember some more "Little Carminers" and post them later.

Got any?